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Part three in my attempt to make you all better people, by learning from my mistakes.
This one, I'll let you fill in the details.
Okay, ever call someone something nasty under your breath?
Waiting in line at the grocery store or something, someone does something stupid and wastes a little of your time or inconveniences you, so you call them an asshole or a mother fucker real quiet-like and under your breath.
It's not something I ( Read more... ) -
This concussion sure is making me sleepy.
The Guinness people have been bugging me again ( Read more... ) -
Brian was here.
I was waiting for the bus, and saw that someone had written "FUCKING SPOOKS" on the bus stop, in big permanent black letters. I might be ripping someone off here, but why do all grafftic messages have to be so fucking ignorant slash crazy? "Spooks" can mean several things. The man who wrote that could (A: Be yet another dumb ass racist who felt the ( Read more... ) -
Mike Bolton
Ever google yourself? (No, I don't mean anything dirty ( Read more... ) -
I don't know why I'm updating either.
Here's the weird thing about hostage negotiators, You know how they never give into the demands, or give the bad guys anything they want? How is that negotiating? Shouldn't they just be called "Hostage Demanders", or "Terrorist Distractors" or "Liars ( Read more... ) -
Jesus saw that one, and he thinks you're idiot too.
Yet another in my series of "Be glad you did not do this shit" which sadly enough seems to be a very frequent thing to write about ( Read more... ) -
Not altogether entertaining, but neither are the Salem witch trials. Atleast I'm not hurting anyone.
Jack in the Box screwed me over. Those screwing screwers of from the planet Screwulon 7. How did they do this? Like all true mother fuckers, they don't feel the need to TELL people when they change their rules. Medium is no longer medium, it's large ( Read more... ) -
¡Estancia lejos de mi bebé! ¡Usted gringo loco!
Here, I will treat you to a few moments of my day, and allow you all to sigh in relief that you are not me, and did not do the things I have done ( Read more... ) -
(Thought you'd like that, You're not alone) "I only give 'high-two'."
Feeling nostalgic, don't know why. Thinking of K_____. That's odd, isn't it ( Read more... ) -
Why does HE get to be Spider-man?! I should be Spider-man!
A kid in a Spider-man t-shirt ran around the bus stop pretending to shoot his imaginary web shooters. He was making the sounds and seemed very enthusiastic about shooting mail boxes and trees, and I thought it was very cute. Until he shot one straight at my head as he walked past me ( Read more... )