i've learned a lot! i'm ready to take on college billy madison style!

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i'm going to the racetrack with my dad. then hopefully to the shooting gallery.
time to catch up on lost time.

slowly dying, opposed to quickly living.
it's doing so so though, so i'm good to go go
and then there was school.

next reply gets my social security number to take up all my citizenly duties

I don't have to think for a while, and that's quite all right with me.
Gifts for everyone! Scented candles and bath beads.

Bought 2 gigs of ram, only 1 gig is recognized. Slots 3&4 are shot. Fuck you Dell!

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Russian Jews who have seraphic voices.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6186147595582048109Read more... )

Hired at the Daily Grind.

New job prospect: MTV VJ

EDIT: I don't think I'm hired. They haven't called in the two weeks, so I don't even want to bother giving them a schedule to work around.

Gas station ahoy!

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What the fuck. Seriously.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/teh-sheik-balloon.php?page=3
Origin and article of internet conundrum.