1. I've come to realize that my last kiss... was a really fucking long time ago ( Read more... )

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc ( Read more... )

Now let the tender hearted Christian Reader, but consider and ponder in his Heart, how strange and horrible a thing it might be in a great Town or City, to see at the least 60000 Men with Pistols, Pikes, Courtlasses, Ponyards, Knives and other such bloody Instruments, run swearing and blaspheming the sacred Majesty of God throughout the Streets, ( Read more... )

quote of the day from john's 11 year old son: "a bunch of violinists died on my birthday. hey dad, a serial killer killed someone on my birthday too!! two airplanes crashed on my birthday!!!"

they're really, really good. go! it's free ( Read more... )

i had another disturbing george burns/tom hanks-esque dream last night. i don't really want to get into details, i'll just say that it involved dave navarro.

in order to keep alive this tradition i seem to have of marking the beginning of art fair with a livejournal post, i'd like to quote one of my favorite stencils:

"it's not art and it's not fair."

ok. that said, the crowds don't appear to be as bad this year, though the art probably is.

the library is a disaster area today ( Read more... )

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/14/travel/escapes/14gay.html

there's a fart joke in the 400-year-old book that i'm working on.