1) I got the Detroit mix! Thank you! The chapbook is not done yet. Time time time.
2) This reminds me of something from McSweeney's.
Take the name of your pet as your first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name. That's your Porn Star name.
Take the last name of the person you love as your last name. If you are a heterosexual woman, that's your Oppressed by the Patriarchy name. If you are a heterosexual man, that's your Sensitive New Age name. If you are a gay person of either gender, that's an affirmation of your love.
Take aim at your neighbor with a large club, then hit him over the head and take his wallet. Hide his body in the shrubbery outside his house. The name on his credit cards? That's your Fugitive from Justice name.
Mail mail mail!pbfootprintsApril 26 2006, 16:37:42 UTC
Ali, I haven't replied to you because the goddamn book/chapbook/zine isn't finished -- no fucking cover, but I'm sending you a wee package soon, cover be damned. Are you going to be at the same address for a little bit?
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I grew up on Albert!
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(first pet and current street name)
Fandango Thomas
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy)
Melicent/Caroline Licorice
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME:
(first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
A Bla
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite animal, name of high school)
Fish Farmington
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name, city where you were born)
Bryant Newport
6. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME:
(name of dad/mom, cell phone company you use)
bill mobile
7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
bla-urd-per
8. PORN STAR NAME:
(middle name, street you grew up on)
Bryant East
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2) This reminds me of something from McSweeney's.
Take the name of your pet as your first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name. That's your Porn Star name.
Take the last name of the person you love as your last name. If you are a heterosexual woman, that's your Oppressed by the Patriarchy name. If you are a heterosexual man, that's your Sensitive New Age name. If you are a gay person of either gender, that's an affirmation of your love.
Take aim at your neighbor with a large club, then hit him over the head and take his wallet. Hide his body in the shrubbery outside his house. The name on his credit cards? That's your Fugitive from Justice name.
etc. etc.
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