Voicemail

[hawkeye_too]

"This is Kate Bishop.  Leave me a message, and I'll call you back."

Comments

[doesdoctorstuff]

[From here!]

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't need to watch your freaky lingerie stuff! I do it well-enough on my own! As you should very well remember!"

Beat.

"Okay, so technically we were naked for most of it, but anyone who has a tow drawer like mine should--"

Fortunately, that was where the message got cut off.

[so_hawkward]

[From here]

"I can safely say I'm not interested in you. And really, be honest, if anyone put your phone number on a bathroom wall, it was probably you."