Lily, An...

...I need. Um. Clothing help.

Dammit, Diggory, this bird had better be worth it.

Andromeda and Ted - congratulations. Welcome to the world where you don't have to worry about what your parents think. It's good here.

And, of course, I'm late to another detention. You'd think I'd learn not to hurl things at others in DADA. But then again, it's always worth it.

Plus, my aim is improving. That's good.

For fuck's sake.

I ask for so little trust. I can count the instances on the fingers of one hand.

Shockingly, when I do ask for it, it's running a little short on all counts.

I'm on my own from here on out.

Professor Moody, I have several questions.

They could lead to a very seriously urgent detention.

When are your office hours?

Do you have an office?

An, I'm about to lose my mind being cooped up in here. Can I convince you to sneak away to Hogsmeade this weekend? Ted, you are welcome, of course.

Remus, I'd like to bend your ear for a tick when you've a moment.

And Narcissa Black. A note to you.

You are many things I dislike. But you are observant.

Observe.

Now I know what it is like to Divine the future.

Pity, really.

I will use small words so you understand.

Fuck her, and fuck you too.

Moody, I'll be a little late to dentention this evening.

I will earn back any deducted House points.

That's it.

Bugger History of Magic. I can't take it.

Word to the wise:

Never drink anything Pomfrey gives you.

Disregard anything I've said in the last thirty hours. That was the (overly) Shake-Soothing Serum talking.