It was a long, brutal battle... 32 Johnny Depp roles from Captain Jack Sparrow and the Mad Hatter to Axel Blackmar and Jack Marshall competed to be recognized as the greatest Johnny Depp role of all time. ... well, until all those movies he's working on for 2010-2012 come out, but that's not the point!

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IIIIIIIIIIN THE RED CORNEEEER! He's taken down men with scissors for hands, psychic policemen, and down-on-his-luck convenience store clerks! He'll give you the closest shave you ever got! Weighing in at an impressive Demon pounds, he is...


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*epic vuvuzela symphony theme*

( Announcing the Division Champions! )

We're only 2 steps away from determining the Depp Madness champion...

( The results and bracket championship matches! )

Oh how very exciting! Our bracket championships are coming together nicely!

( The results! )

... ... .... ............... just roll the results.

( The shocking results! )

Day 3 is complete and brings us to the fight we've all be waiting for, involving the Golden God himself..  Captain Jack Sparrow!

But first...

( The Results! )

And with a flurry of action, Day 2 comes to a close!

( The Results! )

What a set of battles for our first day! One went so long we needed overtime!

( The Results! )

Oh the humanity!

It seems George Jung and Wade Walker have fought to a standstill! We'll need a rematch to determine who goes on to face the winner of Donnie Brasco and Glen Lantz!

Poll Depp Madness, Day 1 Tiebreaker