Fall

[hayburner]

Next time I see or hear the word iPhone, I grab the nearest living thing and set it on fire with my mind. Good because I will have suddenly learned to set things on fire with my mind. Bad because the authorities will be all on my ass because I will have suddenly learned to set things on fire with my mind

Comments

say this outloud 3 times fast

[kerowacky]

eyef oh nah

Re: say this outloud 3 times fast

[hayburner]

you almost got me, you son of a gun. stick your tongue out and say, "i was born on a pirate ship."

Re: say this outloud 3 times fast

[kerowacky]

i just got fired from my job. thanks a lot, chris.

also

iphone.

iPhone

[drexl_spivey]

Today, I was on my iPhone, checking Rotten Tomatoes and thinking about seeing The Fall, but I decided to just wait until it hits iTunes so I can watch it right on my iPhone, the way the director intended (because he probably also has an iPhone).

I'm sending this from my iPhone.

-Sent from my iPhone.

Re: iPhone

[hayburner]

whoopsie. perhaps my post was not clear. you just killed a buttload of people.

phone duty: 2 hours. no we do not have the new 3G iphone.

[koriirok]

haha....you're telling me.

Re: phone duty: 2 hours. no we do not have the new 3G iphone.

[hayburner]

you're alive!

sooooooooo, when are you getting the new 3g iphone?

i would like to smash one on the ground for my birthday.