AUSTRALIA ARE THROUGH TO THE SECOND ROUND OF THE WORLD CUP. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, SO IT DESERVES ALL CAPS.

The World Cup is coming. This. Friday.

All you need to know about the Australian team.

PLEASE MAKE TAYLOR HICKS DISAPPEAR FOREVER THANK YOU

This show is so unbelievable.

My pen is leaky and Alias was unimpressive.

Every time I eat nachos, I am now going to think of Ryan Seacrest.

Jennifer Garner on the end of Alias

"The episode will also see the return of Sydney's mother Irina (LENA OLIN), her allegedly dead fiancé Vaughn (MICHAEL VARTAN) and Eric Weiss (GREG GRUNBERG)."

For real? For really real?

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Let's look at my stupidity for a second:

I finished nano, but I forgot to do the official wordcount.

I like the song for "Advertising Space" better than "Tripping," but I don't really like the videos for either.

You can see them both here, under insane.