"I have AMAZING NEWS!"

"You finally cleaned your room!"

"Not that amazing. I pooped three times today!"

"...."

"I have pooped every day for the past, like, month! That's huge!"

"....Congrats?"

"Thanks!! I'm gonna celebrate with some fiber cereal and DONUTS!"

"What are you wearing tonight ( Read more... )

"I need to get LAAAAID. I'm so horny ( Read more... )

"I really want to know why ________ is no longer interested in me. It's really bugging me ( Read more... )

"When your dad would beat you....would you ever fight back ( Read more... )

this might be the end. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

(I know what regrets you won't have, and I know the ones I'll make in the future)

damn my analytical mind.

I just realized I've been blogging for years and years. And years. & I was once very good at it. I can't seem to shake this mode of blogging. Why didn't my other blog work out? Likely, because I don't have a genre I blog in. I just blog about my life, and that's not really good enough, is it ( Read more... )

I have the best friends in the entire world.
They're just so pretty, smart, into halogen, fun, spontaneous, caring, loving, generous, witty, wonderful human beings.

Thanks for the best year so far.

when the nights are hot and sticky i can't sleep, the heat like a train rumbling past my window, hot steam rushing through like freight and heavy on my already smoke-st(r)ained chest. i've been doing too much bad-for-you very un-zen states of being for my mind to handle. now it seems like my muscles are papered, wrinkled, stiff from unuse. or ( Read more... )

a cute little brown man danced with me last night. the way he danced was exotic, salsa, and I pictured him a cute spaniard, dancing in the streets with the beautiful mexican women, all colours & sounds & the rough, cool chocolate brown brick of the streets whirling around them as they went spinning, light & air around them barely keeping up, ( Read more... )