Q. How do you know when you're too much used to technology that it's turning you into a retard?
A. When you're too used to touch-screen cell phones, that when you use a regular one, you keep pressing the icons on the screen and going, "What the fuck? Why isn't this working! Is it broken!?"
So hey, I got me a new phone. It was about due too! My previous one was with me for four years now! It's a Nokia N97. I'm posting this journal from it now, so let's see if it'll work. Here's how my new phone looks like: