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[hazukashigariya]

Alright, what the fuck is going on?!
If this is one of those zombie-reject's idea of a joke, I'm going to kill them all. I swear to God I'll choke them to death and skull fuck them with a thirteen inch dildo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck.
My Den Den Mushi isn't pickin' up jack shit on my location, and it seems that I can't phone Father, so...Am I

Comments

[nuddup_shuddup]

Listen t' the goddamned potty mouth on you. You're pretty vulgar fer a five-year-old.

[hazukashigariya]

Mep! B-b-eh!

[Quickly tears open shirt and retrieves a new Den Den Mushi from a secret inner-pocket]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Shut the hell up, old man. I'm sixteen, you retard, not five. Or is your eyesight really that bad?

Btw, you saw them, pay up.

[nuddup_shuddup]

There ain't no way you're 16 with tits that microscopic.

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Sh-shut up and die, old man! I bet you've never even seen a pair of tits.

And at lease I'm not crammed full of silicon!

[3rdprodigy]

You're not the usual kind of cutie, are you?

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

C-cutie?! Wh-who- Wha-

[Blush o' Death]

B-be quiet, pervert!

[3rdprodigy]

Pervert?

...

Why?

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Y-you don't just go around calling girls 'cutie' - Stupid p-pervert! Your worse than Four-Eyes!

...
Although you are better than Kafuka.
B-but don't let that get to your head, stupid pervert!

...A-and why aren't I usual? A-are you starting something?!

[chocogun]

As if we didn't need another brat with issues. There are too many of you already.

[hazukashigariya]

[chocogun]

Apparently, I'm stuck in this world, with idiots like you, so I can't.

Bimbo. Is that the best you can do? Really? My, I won't sleep at night.

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Please, like I need to come up with anything good when talking to a minor character. Shut up and learn your place, minor character!

[dragonaya]

Bear-guy?

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Yeah. Some guy with bear paws. He one of those wannabe gangster losers.

-coughSOKINDALIKETHEBLONDIEcough-

[dragonaya]

A pirate? There are so many around.

You aren't hurt, are you?

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Nah, he just tried to cop a feel, then I turned up here. It's damn annoying, too. So many douchebags~

So, what's your story, Pretty-Girl?

[garotamalandro]

I didn't get shit what the hell you were sayin.

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

....

Alrighty then, drunky.

[garotamalandro]

I'm not drunk yet.

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Whatever you say, drunky