Piroriparopirirora~!!

A-aya...S-something's wrong...I'm really, really freaking out here...Y-you know those pirate guys who attacked us and whatever...Th-the ones who came after me a-aren't moving...I...I think I killed them. Th-there's so much blood and I don't know what to do and I'm scared because I don't remember fighting anyone and all I do ( Read more... )

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Aya. I need a favour.

Basically, I need a sword and for you to turn the boat around. There's a guy I have to kill for reasons nobody needs to know. His name is Russia and he has to die.
Although, maybe a large piece of metal would be better; head-smashing would be far more painful than just getting slashed, right?

Anyway, can you ( Read more... )

Piroriparopirirora~!!

I don't want any coffee anymore. I like to sleep. I don't like headaches. I do like Hinoi Team, though.
God. My head hurts like a bitch. Ouch. Ouch. I really want another nap.

Hatoyama Yukio means Happy Man and Dove Mountain. Does that make anyone else LOL?
No?
Me neither, I'm just so tired.
I'm going to sleep now, nighty night.

Piroriparopirirora~!!

( Um...Aya? )

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Piroriparopirirora~!!

Alright, so, a lot of weird shit's happened in the last seven or so hours. Firstly, those three fucktards from back home have disappeared, and I've survived without being lit on fire, stabbed or clubbed - Yeah, awesome or whatever. Secondly, Aya's picked me up and I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget.

Oh, and C.S ( Read more... )

Piroriparopirirora~!!
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Oh, shit, I'm really going to die and C.S can't help me because she can't see 'Them', but they're going to kill me. I don't wanna die. Th-this is really scary.

ZETSURIN, P-PUT DOWN THE SWORD! DON'T SWING THAT AT MY FACE!

Fuck. I am so fucked. I'm going to get murdered by these freaks ( Read more... )

[The message begins with a small 'beep' noise, much like a cell phone dialing. A deep, gruff male speaks first, sounding oddly like Yuji Ueda.]

Hello, My name is Otonashi Meru, desu!

[A squeak follows, then a dejected sigh, quickly proceeded by the sound of feet shuffling and a door closing. A woman with a rather mature voice, similar to Yu Kobayashi ( Read more... )

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...WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!
NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.
I NEVER HAD A GREEN PHONE.
LOOK AT MY PHONE, IT'S PINK!
PINK! NOT GREEN!

Oh, and Happy Easter, or whatever.

Alright, what the fuck is going on?!
If this is one of those zombie-reject's idea of a joke, I'm going to kill them all. I swear to God I'll choke them to death and skull fuck them with a thirteen inch dildo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck.
My Den Den Mushi isn't pickin' up jack shit on my location, and it seems that I can't phone Father, so...Am I ( Read more... )