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[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Alright, so, a lot of weird shit's happened in the last seven or so hours. Firstly, those three fucktards from back home have disappeared, and I've survived without being lit on fire, stabbed or clubbed - Yeah, awesome or whatever. Secondly, Aya's picked me up and I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget.

Oh, and C.S

Comments

[namimorimarine]

What's your bounty, pirate?

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

I only just got on the boat, Turtle-Boy, I seriously doubt I have a bounty yet. Stupid turtle boy...

[namimorimarine]

I'm sure even a useless pirate is worth some sort of bounty.

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

U-useless pirate?! I'm not useless, shithead, I haven't had a chance to do anything!

And why the hell do you care, anyway, Turtle-Boy? I bet your bounty is even lower than my non-existant one!

[tenderlands]

Much appreciated, Meru.

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

I already told you it's no a problem. I'll get it to you ASAP.

[chocogun]

You baking cakes and offering them to people? I'd say they won't take the chance; who knows what poison you put there.

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

...I'd only put poison in your slice. The rest of it's fine and delicious and yummy.

[chocogun]

I doubt it.

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Go to hell. This cake is so delicious you would jizz in your pants upon taking a bite. Ask Aya, she'll tell you just how good it is.

[dragonaya]

We aren't really pirates, Meru-chan.

That looks delicious! I'd love to taste one of your cakes!

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Awww. Oh, well. I'm sure I'll still out bounty Turtle-Boy.

Yay! The cake's in the kitchen if you want some. I'm actually kinda proud of it...

[dragonaya]

We can always capture pirates if you want to.

I'll have a taste then! You used to cook a lot when you were in your world?

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

...R-really...?

Yay!

Not really, I had my own Chef to cook for me, but for school festivals I'd cook for the cafe.