Once upon a time, there was a boy. Okay, that's really generic, but whatever. Once upon a time, that boy was a student at a middle school. He had few peers academically. One time, when everybody got their report cards, he got something like a 3.875, all A's and A-'s, with one B+. He was so upset with that B+. He racked his brain, trying to figure ( Read more... )

One year ago, I wrote this on here. Shockingly, nothing has changed in the past year. Nothing changed. If I was to give a State of the Kudron address, I'd just copy the one from last year. 2008 was just as miserable as 2007, and for that reason, it was much, much worse.

Christmas was no different. I went with my mom and brother out to an aunt and ( Read more... )

A few months ago, during the summer, during the final class of my final semester at HFCC, I was standing in a line. It was a line to enter one of the labs in the science building for one of the exams for the class I was taking (Biology). I was impatiently shuffling through songs on my MP3 player, searching for the one that struck my mood. I ( Read more... )

This upcoming week is going to be bizarrely active for me. I'd like to make a trip to Edsel...not sure if I will though. On Wednesday I am being forced at gunpoint to some Oktoberfest event at Horribly Flawed Community College. I don't particularly like the idea of setting foot on that campus again; I hate that place like the devil. [Sidenote: I ( Read more... )

So because Operation Dragonfly was the biggest failure in history since the Bay of Pigs, I had planned (and perhaps still do, I'm not sure now) on placing a very venomous phone call to a particular person, who I deem responsible for said failure. I tried amping myself up to do it last night, but decided to hold off. It's ironic that guilt, which is ( Read more... )

A lot of people don't know this about me, but I'm actually pretty tolerant. At least when it comes to people I know or have any shred of respect for. I have - somewhat intentionally - created the illusion that I can't stand a single person and I have less patience than a moth has attention. But the truth is, I train myself to put up with more crap ( Read more... )

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In early June 2007, one Brian Kudron began the formation and plotting out of a covert operation. The reason for the covert nature of the operation was based on past shortcomings of similar operations due to the sharing of intel and information. The nature and importance of this recent mission led Mr. Kudron to deem it top ( Read more... )

So...my diabolical take-over-the-world plan, while still in its infancy, is definitely underway. For the sake of security I obviously can't divulge specific details, but it's happening. All the late nights/early mornings I've spent just laying around are starting to pay off. The summer (the vacation, not the season) is almost a month over, so it ( Read more... )

THIS is what I missed during this last semester. It was the sound of the birds chirping as they wake up, the sound of my ceiling fan twirling about ( Read more... )

I miss the days of staying up so late I could sit out on my porch and wait for the newspaper to arrive while the sun rises.

I want those days to come back.

Maybe next week.