Team Epilogue: 14. Drunk as a house elf.

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Title: Don't Drink and Shag
Team: Epilogue
Author: nolagal
Prompt: 14. Drunk as a house elf.
Wordcount: ~4,100
Rating: R
Warnings: Voyeurism, magical bonding.
Summary: Ron knew Harry was drunk at the Beltane festival, but when Draco Malfoy joins Harry in drowning his sorrows, the impossible becomes possible and Ron witnesses it all.
Author's Note:

Comments

[pennswoods]

Scorpius Malfoy was a total tease, and from all appearances destined to take after his father and grandfather in his sexual preferences, but he was barely sixteen and not part of Ron's story.

This line had me guffawing. Such a very cheeky way of referencing the "no underage smexing" rule.

[nolagal]

I didn't even consider the no underage smexing! Good thing Ron didn't want to talk about it *grins*

Thanks so much for reading!

[maevemist]

OMG! Did my birthday come early this year? This is brilliant xD

I can't quite believe how many of my favourite things you managed to fit in this story. I loved Ron in this, when do I not? All the little mentions of past and possible future pairings made me grin madly and the mention of Lucius's creepy cane actually made me giggle rather than shudder.

The idea that even the most impossible of magic happening to Harry constantly was possibly the most brilliant part of all.

Only one thing could have made this better but then the fic would not have been part of this fest at all and would most likely not been written at all which would have been a dreadful shame.

Fabulous job hun! Well done.

[nolagal]

yeah, I don't think a harry/ron story would've gone over well for hd_worldcup!!! *grins*

I am so glad you enjoyed. I re-read it just now and am shocked by the insanity of the whole thing!

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[vaysh]

What a treat to be told this story from Ron's point of view! The scenes in the bar when Ron sneakily reveals more and more bits of his story were wonderful - so realistic and funny, and with a kind of adult maturity that one rarely sees in Ron. I loved the back and forth between Ron telling the story and the flashbacks, the transitions were very well done. Ah, and the erotic entanglements during that Beltane night! Poor Harry and Draco, both their exes making do with younger men ;-). I do have to wonder, though, which are the "several Weasley women" that Teddy shagged before moving on to "older women" - Ginny? Rose? Not Hermione, no way! But obviously it's good to drink and shag, if magical bonding ensues and Harry and Draco come together in the end. Thanks for some mad giggling and thanks for writing!

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[nolagal]

Rose, Fleur, Victoire, Dominque, and who knows who else. Teddy's been busy!

Thanks so much for your fabulous comment! I'm glad there was mad giggling! I feel like I should have warned for utter silliness.

[misscake]

Cute! Although I may have nearly spit out my drink at the bit about Narcissa coming on to Harry. :D

[nolagal]

yeah, I don't know where that came from. I'm not sure where the entire fic came from really! Thanks so much!

Don't Drink and Shag

[joan_waterhouse]

I enjoyed this story very, very much!
I love how it is split in scenes and the pace in which you tell it.

Re: Don't Drink and Shag

[nolagal]

Thanks for reading and commenting! I'm so glad you enjoyed!