asilentcool: I can't decide what I want for my birthday...or hannukah.

apauseforthought: hannukah. pf.
apauseforthought: thats so cheap.

asilentcool: im a jew!

apauseforthought: why cant i have christmas for like.. 2 weeks in a row!?

asilentcool: its actually 8 nights but ya

apauseforthought: 8 nights you get presents!
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In the south of England somwhere

they race lawn mowers.

The fastest goes 65 miles an hour

at top speed

with no head wind.

I dont know how men run along behind them

Unless it's the kind you sit on-

which seems like cheating.

There is a museum there

run by a fanatic

He has memorized and catalogued

the sound each mower makes

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gangsters crack me up.

we're in new hampshire people. dont you know it?

my mom forgot my penicillin.

im hurting.

cunt.

Saul Williams is my God.

root beer is disgusting.

along with mark anthony.

 Free iPods!!

Do it.

First you need a yoggin email account.
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Fill out all the stuff.

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Enter the yoggin email address you just created into the box and make up a password.
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Then click submit.

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i have my doubts in relationships.

i just have to say that i am getting my monroe pierced.

its official.

chris is going to die.

yup.