Wait... what is that? "Happy Valentine's Day" you say? Don't blemish my February 14th any more than Walmart and various other agencies already have, okay? Yeah, I'm single, and yeah, I enjoy this state. So, if you people (you know who you are) could get out of my face about this nonsense, I would be much obliged.
America: the land of trite,
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