I'm back, and my sister's microwave has a button/setting specifically for rice. I think that's fantastic.

Well looks like I'm finally heading back to Australia after 2.5 years. Considering I initially thought I'd only be here for a year that's something ( Read more... )

Rest in peace you crazy, stupid Hungarian bastard. I don't think anyone's going to be able to sneak up behind me and reef me up on their shoulder on a regular basis ever again. I suppose you can never pick them, you didn't exactly look like the poster boy for heroin abuse. You still owe me a pint.

I'm going to hell.

Yep, I'm gay. An ex-penthouse model and her in my opinion even more smokingly hot girlfriend asked me to feel their breasts to tell if they were fake or not and I abstained. There's no other reasonable explanation ( Read more... )

Relatively sure I managed to bruise my ribs, ache all over. Moshed for four hours straight without coming out for water. Never felt this sore after a game of rugby or gridiron and that's saying something. Blood in vomit probably isn't a good sign. (overshare I know)

Lamb of god were playing as well. It fucking rocked. Was so worth it.

I love you all. Yes, even you ( Read more... )

Halloween hugs should become an institution.

Also girls wearing perfume the very aroma of which makes your heart beat faster should be outlawed.

Exactly the sort of thing they should bring in elsewhere. Negative association works.

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"A sex tape has surfaced featuring former teen television actor Dustin Diamond--he played the geek Screech in the popular 1980s show, "Saved by the Bell." Now entertainment agent David Hans Schmidt has acquired the rights to the 40-minute video that shows Diamond in very compromising positions with two women, reports The New York Daily News ( Read more... )