Yesterday i got home from basketball where i jarred my finger. As it was swelling i decided i better ice it, so i pulled out the ice pack from the freezer and wrapped it around the middle finger of my left hand which by now was quite fat ( Read more... )

The songs you indicated you would like to vote for in this year's Hottest 100 are ( Read more... )

Conversation at work between myself and a lady who must be about 35 ( Read more... )

So my dog was put down yesterday. I thought some of you may need to know as we shall all miss that smelly dog who everyone thought was a puppy. I'm alright though, we knew it was going to happen soon, just didn't realise how soon ( Read more... )

I'm now the proud owner of a black eye. I really have to stop getting in fights every saturday night because i'm so massive and think i can take all 10 guys.


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Leon claims he doesn't have an identical twin. He is lying. Everyone, meet Lance (if you had twins wouldn't you call them matching names like Leon and Lance?!!!).


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Getting drunk at work is pretty funny... and also quite alcoholic.

exams = over.

Extremely serious question!!!

Why is it that the salvation army is a religion on its own? Wikipedia says its because they're an Evangelical movement, but that's crap. Everyone knows they're just the band for the christians.

Less serious matters (in dot points to save time and effort for all parties involved)

• I bought my exam pen today, but it's crap, ( Read more... )

Emily makes the best mix CDs ever. I love how every CD finishes with the paino man.

Thanks emily. You got me through my 40 hours-of-pleausure accounting assignment.