a sexy day to fuck + shakespeare-esque generated drabbles (absolute crack)

[heads_bang]

Pairings: gd/top, gd/seungri
Rating: r
Summary: OMG THIS THING IS THE BEST THING EVER. Just had to share some of the crackedness. God i was laughing so hard when I was reading these. (I didn't write these, they were made by a drabble generator.)

Comments

[autotunedd]

Um the first one especially is like ... a masterpiece. That belongs in a leatherbound tome for all eternity.
ewmdkhjhsedfwes

[heads_bang]

lol ty ty yes i know... no matter how many times i read this i keep laughing at "our cocks were younger"
fuck inspirational quotes...ill just print this and put it on my wall whenever im feeling depressed
im like tabi, so easily amused by dirty jokes ^^

[atenais_pala]

Jiyong swallowed the bed at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck mercilessly.
I want this bed too.

[heads_bang]

haha i'd rather see them fuck mercilessly

[blushingtabi]

Hah! Love the crack! But how young are we talking when we say younger cocks... ಠ_ಠ

The Gri especially reminded me of Oglaf (totally NSFW)

[heads_bang]

haha when they say younger cocks... i can't help but be reminded of sir_woolley's chicken pox universe... /sigh if only my adolescent/teenage years were like that ㅠㅠ

and omg lmaooo i love that comic, so cute~ haha juliet is a prude.. i would have watched *^*

[cacophonyblood]

These were hilarious. That drabble-maker is genius! As was your hand in the production :)

[heads_bang]

thank you thank you, hope you went ahead and tried the drabble maker yourself. hella entertaining~

[memai69]

i laugh so harddddddddddd younger cocks fuckkkkkkkkk=))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[memai69]

my attempt LOLLL

A Gaze In Time

On a jealous and defenseless morning, seunghyun sat at the edge. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His cheeks ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect jiyong to love someone with a lovely thighs?

Tenderly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a cute sensitive drama queen, all on a summer's day. I wish my jiyong would fuck me, in his own flashy way..."

"Do you?" jiyong sat down beside seunghyun and put his hand on seunghyun's nipple. "I think that could be arranged."

seunghyun gasped angrily. "But what about my lovely thighs?"

"I like it," jiyong said violently. "I think it's horny."

They came together and their kiss was like a knife that pierces through your back.

"I love you," seunghyun said roughly.

"I love you too," jiyong replied and fucked him.

They bought a blue bird, moved in together, and lived fiercely ever after.

*died*

[heads_bang]

OMG THIS WHOLE THING lmaoooooo

"I wish my jiyong would fuck me, in his own flashy way..."

"Do you?" jiyong sat down beside seunghyun and put his hand on seunghyun's nipple. "I think that could be arranged."
seunghyun gasped angrily. "But what about my lovely thighs?"
"I like it," jiyong said violently. "I think it's horny."

They bought a blue bird, moved in together, and lived fiercely ever after.

its so perfectttttt /sobs

[heads_bang]

LMFAO hahaa i know, i was dying at that part too. they were aggressive back in those dayssss