it's been a while... surprise surprise ( Read more... )

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tonight, on my way home from The Shopping Basket Bait & Switch (the covert grocery shopping mission that i myself and my incognito partner Farina Boy went on this evening), i passed by my high school and wouldn't you know it -- the summer jazz band was having their weekly lawn concert. So I pulled to the side of the road and got out, walking up ( Read more... )

So yes, folks. Celebrate with me will you. Today is indeed Everyone Can Kiss My Fucking Ass day ( Read more... )

Am I livin it right ( Read more... )

so tonight i had my very first guitar lesson, and i have to say i'm very proud of my beginning... i definitely have a long way to go, but i feel good about it... and my fingertips are still a bit numb -- so that's gotta be a good sign, right ( Read more... )

post five things you enjoy, even when no one around you wants to go out and play. what lowers your stress/blood pressure/anxiety level? post it to your journal, and then tag five friends and ask them to post it to theirs.

1. getting completely engulfed in a really good book - so much so that i can't put it down until it's done.
2. taking long showers ( Read more... )

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ok so now not only is t he fucking hole in the ground that should have been my pool a week ago a fucking breeding ground for mosquitos & dragonflies -- this morning my mom discovered something dead in the water.... We could really figure out what it was -- but we have 3 theories... Either it's a ridiculously large bat (we have bats around here, ( Read more... )

it is now 6 days since the hole for our pool was dug... so by now one would think the pool would be in and well on its way to a 4th of July cherry popping ( Read more... )