Comments | healforscience: Third Incision - In which there is kleptomania.

healforscience

Third Incision - In which there is kleptomania.

Jan 10, 2010 05:19

[Medic is feeling very smug right now. Without his own medical kit, he's been making one by stealing various odds and ends from the hospital. Initally, he didn't think this was a very good idea, but everyone at the hospital greeted him this morning as if he had worked there for years. It wasn't hard to swipe a few things here and there, and he ( Read more... )

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weaponsparked January 10 2010, 10:38:26 UTC

... you're asking for volunteer patients?

healforscience January 10 2010, 10:58:11 UTC

Vell, ja. I cannot just experiment on ze hospital patients.

weaponsparked January 10 2010, 11:22:03 UTC

I thought you... were some kind of soldier.

healforscience January 10 2010, 11:39:10 UTC

You could say zhat. But primarily, I am a medic. Somevone 'as to keep zhose dummkopfs alive!

I vas hired by RED to aid in ze fight against ze BLU team.

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bornwithskison January 10 2010, 14:30:32 UTC

...You're not a Nazi, are you?

healforscience January 10 2010, 15:12:20 UTC

Ach, no, vhy vould I be?

bornwithskison January 10 2010, 15:28:24 UTC

The 'willing patient' thing... It reminded me of that one who did those experiments.

healforscience January 10 2010, 17:36:31 UTC

Vell, vould you rahzer they be unwillink?

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grey_of_heart January 10 2010, 15:59:39 UTC

What sort of 'experiments'?

healforscience January 10 2010, 18:19:36 UTC

Vell, dissection, for ze most part. Since people can die und somehow come back to life ze next day.

[locked] grey_of_heart January 10 2010, 18:32:09 UTC

[...]

I'm interested... but...

[Gabriel has a screw in his head that's just a tad loose, apparently. Even his mun is bzuh'ing.]

[locked] healforscience January 10 2010, 18:44:13 UTC

Vell, you eizher 'ave to ve villink to die at least once, or at least 'ave surgery.

I promise I vill use painkillers zhis time.

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brbpouncingyou January 10 2010, 17:44:53 UTC

...Touch me and I'm telling Michael.

healforscience January 10 2010, 17:47:35 UTC

Fine vith me.

brbpouncingyou January 10 2010, 17:49:48 UTC

That means "don't touch me."

You do realize it'd be okay to kill you in self-defense, right?

healforscience January 10 2010, 18:26:46 UTC

I vould just vake up in my bed tomorrow, as vould you if I vere to kill you. [He grins.]

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nosferatroll January 10 2010, 18:28:07 UTC

What kind of idiot would fall for that?

healforscience January 10 2010, 19:52:26 UTC

[Innocently]

Fall for vhat?

nosferatroll January 10 2010, 19:53:49 UTC

Some scam to get experiments done on them.

healforscience January 10 2010, 20:13:47 UTC

Oh, I am not lyink about it.

I vant to dissect some bodies.

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