Just to let you guys know, if you want some drugs, hit up some absolutely disgusting fucker who calls himself "Q" and works at spoon cuts. If you look as cool as me maybe he'll take you on a walk too, just like he did me. Also ask for a sausage dog while you're there, they're actually pretty good. Serioulsy though, yet another person not worthy ( Read more... )

Goddamn Twins...The baseball team, not Emily and Danni.

FUCK!!!!!! UGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!

Jeah, fuckin' Aquaskull and Castleneck don't give a fuck if you're an angry kid. They're all about positivity.

I heard he once one-punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming down the road.

Goodbye hair.

Everybody be my friend on myspace. I just got one...Please.

Well I didn't think it would happen, but it has. Nick Cannon has been usurped as my most hated person on MTV. The new front runner, and he has pulled way far out in front, is Wilmer Valderama. He is the new host of, quite possibly, one of the worst shows in television history. Just watch it and you'll know what I mean, or better yet, don't. It ( Read more... )

I just found out I share my birthday with the guy from Death Cab for Cutie. Damn you Ben Gibbard sullying my day.

As everyone knows I'm not very good with feelings and emotions and such, but I figure the last show is as good of a reason as any to say 1) Great Job, I know I was only there for 2 songs, but those songs meant a lot to me, and 2) Over the past 3 years all of you guys have become some of my best friends, so I guess what I'm trying to say is that I ( Read more... )