Worst. Valentines. Day. Ever.

If you don't finish your backcombing by Christmas, you are going to look very silly in family photos....And you will not be allowed to have chocolate or cigarettes. I'd threaten you with coffee, but who am I kidding, let's be serious here, you're hopeless without caffeine. You are being very silly. Take off that turban, Jafar. OR NO CANDY ( Read more... )

Wuh, I just start a draft for spbigbangHoly shit. I did. I seriously ate caviar for breakfast, hiked two miles, sat down and wrote 5k ( Read more... )

D just realized that Saturday Night Live is funny. Now I get to sit through half a century of Weekend Update; I'm calling it a refresher in modern history.

Think I'll pay Netflix this month out of incumbent gratitude.