I am watching Saved by the Bell and Jessie Spano just said, "Come on, it's the 90's...". Fuck that was a long time ago ( Read more... )

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Turns out, he's (Kanye the kitty) a SHE. SHE is now Queen Latifah.

ALL HAIL!

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Ok, so I got 2 new awesome things today!!!

This:

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If anyone knows of one for sale, let me know, please. I spent a good part of the weekend on Lauren's, and I feel as though I have caught some ridiculous fucking virus. I am going through a withdrawal.

Today was rough at work. An employee of mine, as I was eating a handful of dried pineapple, said, "Stop eating, lard ass." I cried for approximately 20 minutes at full force, or at least until I got a headache. I was a mess the rest of the night. I had been feeling so good about myself and then, BAM! I didn't ask for it and, as a matter of fact ( Read more... )

My mother officially became cool today when she air shipped me this lovely bonsai tree. It's name is Bonita Applebum aka Bonita Bonsai.

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I am easily one of those people that oftentimes feels guilt over a purchase or splurge and ends up either returning it, or forgetting about it with the INTENTION of returning it, and then end up with this overpriced piece of (enter: clothing, computer, camera, music) to plague my conscience all the time. Well, I have it so much from yesterday, it' ( Read more... )

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I am watching Full House on Nick at Nite, and Danny Tanner just asked Stephanie "Who has purple pajamas and is up way past her bedtime?" Now, my back is to the tv sitting at my desk, so I swear I heard him say, "Who has a purple vagina and is up way past her bedtime?"

Sick. I know.