All I wanna do is a bazoom zoom zoom and a boom boom

[heartlikemine]

I am getting restless. Seriously. Making out is all well and good, but why can't I quickly meet someone really awesome so that we can hump. I'm not a skeez, so I have to at least "care" about the person. Come on already!

Comments

[koalagatorsex]

the mother effin st lunatics will slay u. they luuuuubs dem sum white girls

[heartlikemine]

thanks gabe. you are always full of wisdom and advice.

[pookzsilla]

LOL keyboard breaks and this is what i can finally come back to

so yeah, friday i break my cellphone (actually a car ran over it) and then later on that night after i post, i accidentally pour alcohol onto my keyboard. so no keyboard. but thanks to abe and gabe i have one now. love them boys...sometimes...

[amber_leigh]

rabit?

[pennjamin]

my only standard: she can speak a language that i understand.
but i'm flexible. so should she be.

[heartlikemine]

flexibility has nothing to do with it. i do yoga twice a week, man. just because a girl can wrap her legs behind her head does NOT mean she will put out. JEEZ!

PS.

[heartlikemine]

that's a smokin' hot new picture, matt. seriously. you in a foreign country totally works.

[soulitude4]

poof!
added to my friends list sucka! :)
-mck-