Hmpf.

[hearts_to_spare]

Hn

Comments

[pervy_principal]

If you think this pays well, you've come to the wrong place. Good luck with the devil-spawn. Oh, and keep an eye on that blonde kid, maybe some of the others too I can just bet he'll try to find out why you're wearing a mask.

Expelling students is my gig. It's about the only pleasure I get from this thankless job besides detention.

[hearts_to_spare]

I see. I guess it's better than no paychecks at all in the end. I'll keep an eye on every. single. one. of them, I'll never underestimate anyone ever again *shakes angry fist*

Can I abuse of the detention system then? Or just forward students to you, often?

[pervy_principal]

You do that, Kakuzu-san.

Sure. Abuse it all you want. Hell, tie them to the chairs and leave them there for all I care. Don't send them to me. I can't stand the little monsters being in my office.

[hearts_to_spare]

I like this "tie them to the chairs" option, I think I'll use it, thankyouverymuch.

[lazydeerface]

...And I was hoping the string of sane teachers being admitted to this school would continue.

Seconds Hinata's thought about Economics.

[hearts_to_spare]

I can tell from this that you're going to be a smartass, aren't you?

[lazydeerface]

Possibly.

[grading_garbage]

Hello there, Kakuzu-sensei - It's nice to meet you. I see you're a new teacher as well. I'm planning on asking the rest of the staff out for drinks sometime soon so we can all get to know each other - You'll be invited, of course. ^^

I've started compiling a list of everything I've been told to avoid at the school - I'd be happy to share it, if you like. (It looks like the only bathroom that's safe to use is the one next to my classroom, FYI. I'll try to keep it that way, but I'm not making any promises.)

[hearts_to_spare]

I'll take on your invitation for drinks with the staff, as long as you pick up the tab since you're inviting, after all.

Hn, a list you say. I don't like to owe something to others, I can figure out what to avoid by myself (unless of course you're being genuinely nice and don't expect anything in return, then that's another story.)

[grading_garbage]

Oh, I wasn't expecting any return favors - I just thought it'd be a good idea for us new teachers to look out for each other! ^^ Anyways, this place is starting to sound less like a school and more like a battleground...

Well, here's the list! *hands you a clipboard*

- The microwave in the teacher's lounge
- The Nurse's office
- The Nurse
- The bio teacher's giant tampon *cough* I mean, disciplinary device!
- Anko-sensei + ropes
- The physics teacher's wayward body parts (!?)
- The english teacher's porn... (unless you're into that)
- The teacher's restrooms (and most of the other ones)
- The cafeteria "food"
- Gai-sensei (gym teacher)

Also, Keep an eye out for hidden cameras and explosions.

*cough* I think that's it.

[vie_est_un_art]

A miser for an economics teachers, why am I not surprised? I hope you have insurance on all your stuff,un. Your gonna need it

[hearts_to_spare]

Oh shut the hell up, kid.

I don't have much stuff to start with but just by the look of this, I'm guessing I'll need to keep an eye on you constantly. Tch.

[vie_est_un_art]

Oh with your charming manners I won't be the only little bundle of joy you'll have to watch,un.

[hearts_to_spare]

That's... very professional.

I guess as long as you've got talent it doesn't matter how you got hired.