*Tinkering with small things, doodling on paper, playing empty sake bottle bowling*

//Jiraiya
Haha! Almost have everything read! Only two posts to go! Bwahahaha!

I see that things went rather well while I was gone! That's wonderful! Maybe I should leave on vacations more often, Orochimaru! Bwahahaha!

*has a rather large open box sitting on his desk*

So I've been sick and out of it for a while. Hope nothing too bad happened while I was gone ( Read more... )

HEY OROCHIMARU! HOW 'BOUT SHARING SOME OF THAT SAKE!

And you said something about interesting files as well?

Apparently, there is something crawling around in the airducts of the school. It has an appetite for alcohol as the bastard stole my sake bottle when I went look for the thing. What we know so far:

+it is white+
+it is large+
+it is fluffy+
So, for safety and other useless shit, be sure to travel in groups and whatnot. That is all ( Read more... )

Before I show you students the new mascot, let me go through what has happened to the previous Fukasakus ( Read more... )

CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME MORE SAKE?

....

I-I *HIC* THINK I DRANK IT ALL.

Whoever left this:

Please PLEASE fire the nurse
I can't go to school like this
Can't deal with snake bitesOn my desk, I heard you loud and clear. I also wonder if you could hear me laughing my ass off for ten mintues straight. Thanks for the pickmeup ( Read more... )

*gently pats a case of sake sitting beside him on his desk. Various other alcohol is around him*
WHY WAS THIS IN YOUR OFFICE? I WANT AN EXPLANATION TO THIS BULLSHIT! I CAN UNDERSTAND A LOT OF SHIT, BUT STEALING THE ALCOHOL WHEN THE TEACHERS NEED IT? WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING SINK SO LOW? AREN'T YOU HAVING ENOUGH FUN? ANSWER ME, OROCHIMARU! WHY WAS OUR ( Read more... )

Fukasaku is now safely back home with me until the snake is caught or killed, whichever works for the students/staff. As is the case, I will be staying home, yes oh glorious yes since taking care of the mascot is my first priority. I expect the staff to do an investigation on the alcohol bandit. Any students with info on this matter will be ( Read more... )