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Mascot is okay now.
He battled the cold out like a little trooper and is now relaxing in his tank. And thanks to Iruka, the blimey bastard wants a hot water bottle bed to doze on. Spending the night in the office was of no problem. Quite a fucking ruckus outside though. Anyone find Orochimaru's snake yet? Did anyone have the good sense to try and kill it?EDIT AFTER ( Read more... ) -
Poor Fukasaku.
The darling little mascot for the school got sick this past week. Somehow or other, the little toad found its way into the refrigerator. One thing I did learn...the bugger likes jello shots. All of them had been eaten. But now on top of a hangover, the little gnat has a cold too. Dear lord, the vet bills. -
I can't believe this.
Since so many of you shit stains have complained about the nurse's ... whatever, I braved that disgusting office and took away every trace of the posters, pictures, and knickknacks. Seriously, I didn't realize that the guy had paper weights made of some of you. All of it will be safely stowed away as a form of blackmail incase any of you get out of ( Read more... ) -
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Went into Orochimaru's boy porn office to see if he had any curriculum set up for the coming health classes. And I thought that Sai kid was off. The posters on the wall were things I did not want to see. Add on the fact that there was a blank spot where there used to be one. The idea that he cycles those things out is shudder-worthy. But his desk ( Read more... ) -
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I HATE YOU ALL.
Seriouusly. I know I've been striking out with the ladies lately but that's no reason to leave damn hair coloring shit for me. Believe it or not, this is my actual hair color throughout life. Laugh however you want. But, most of all, the three empty sake bottles with 'You drain my sorrows away', 'My life isn't full without you', and ( Read more... ) -
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Just because we had a fair amount of snowfall does not mean you should lose common sense, students. Throwing snowballs with chunks of ice or rocks in them is not okay. We have enough medical emergencies going on without that lapse of reason being thrown in. The school nurse wouldn't let me hear the end of it nor would the nurse accept the 'kids ( Read more... ) -
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I can't believe this students. Leaving Fukasaku out like that. Don't they know any responsibility? I swear, if it wasn't for this hangover, I'd find the brat(s) whose been doing this. Probably that blonde kid or the emo one. I'm going to have to move him into my office before they leave him in a freezer or something. -
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OH FUCK I'VE GOT A BAD HANG OVER AND IT'S ONLY TWO IN THE MORNING.
ALSO: WHO EVER DECIDED TO TP MY HOUSE, I AM NOT AMUSED. YOU'D BETTER TURN YOUR ASS IN BEFORE I GO OUT AND FIND YOUR BITCH ASS. AND WHEN I DO, IT WON'T BE FUCKING PRETTY.