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[pervy_principal]

 OH FUCK I'VE GOT A BAD HANG OVER AND IT'S ONLY TWO IN THE MORNING.

ALSO: WHO EVER DECIDED TO TP MY HOUSE, I AM NOT AMUSED. YOU'D BETTER TURN YOUR ASS IN BEFORE I GO OUT AND FIND YOUR BITCH ASS. AND WHEN I DO, IT WON'T BE FUCKING PRETTY.

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[talentedtragedy]

i have a pretty good idea of who it was...

[kingofpranks]

IT TOTALLY WAS NOT ME!

[hotpants_harlot]

...

[maasensei]

A-Ahh... Jiraiya-sama...

I really hope it wasn't one of my students... I apologize in advance if it was.

[kanboku]

So what would happen to this person if it is 'fucking pretty'?

[pervy_principal]

I politely tell them that there's no hard feelings and that I found it quite funny.

The 'not funny' version involves the same thing, but instead of letting them leave, I beat them senseless with my coffee cup.

[kanboku]

I feel sorry for that coffee cup for some reason.