I can't believe this.

[pervy_principal]

Since so many of you shit stains have complained about the nurse's ... whatever, I braved that disgusting office and took away every trace of the posters, pictures, and knickknacks. Seriously, I didn't realize that the guy had paper weights made of some of you. All of it will be safely stowed away as a form of blackmail incase any of you get out of

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[vie_est_un_art]

What the hell you mean he had paper weights, un?!!! -face palm-

All of it will be safely stowed away as a form of blackmail incase any of you get out of line.
WHAT?! BURN IT!!! BURN IT ALL!!! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK OROCHIMARU WON'T GET IT FROM YOUR OFFICE?!!! HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW YOU REALLY TOOK IT ANYWAYS, UN?

[pervy_principal]

Well, I always knew he was a creep but didn't realize he had that much talent. I was quite impressed at how accurate they were before, you know, being completely squicked out.

Who says it's all in my office? Or at home? I found a nice little hidey spot so you brats or Orochimaru will be unable to touch it. Besides, it's not like he has it saved onto a computer........Fuck, let's just forget this shit alright? What's done is done. Would that pervert save his porn on the computer? Shit, I don't even know how to turn one on let alone use it... Eh? Oh, sorry Diedara-san! Talking to myself. *nervous laugh*

[vie_est_un_art]

-starts to relax a bit until he hears the end of Jiraiya's sentence-

His computer . . . fuck it -grabs a baseball bat- I'm breaking that shit myself, un -on his way to Orochimaru's office-

[pervy_principal]

*runs after* DAMMIT, I MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO USE ONE BUT I KNOW THOSE FUCKERS ARE EXPENSIVE! GIVE ME THAT!

*cough* Besides, I doubt he would do that to school property. His home, on the other hand, is a different story.

[destinedgenius]

Burn them.
Burn them all.
Or just the ones with me in them. I don't really care about the others

[pervy_principal]

It's nice to know that the Hyuuga are so noble as to care so little about their fellow classmates.

[destinedgenius]

It's nice to know that you're so noble to care enough about your students that you would keep posters, pictures and various and sundry objects of said students naked for blackmail.

[pervy_principal]

Gotta keep this ship floating somehow, Hyuuga-san.

[sexy_in_spandex]

*blinks, and then runs away, since he's still too scarred to think about Orochimaru*

[lickittttt]

So...it's all in your office now. Heh.

[pervy_principal]

I would never have that digusting shit in my office. Anywho, it's been taken care of.

[grading_garbage]

*has been taking a "If you don't pay attention to it, it will go away!" approach to the naked pictures problem*

La la la! Must organize some papers! Lesson plans! Hum de dum!