15th Hangover - Heroes Can Be Early [Action | Everyone]

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[The Captain has been stocking trinkets boxes and wrapping paper. After talking with some of the town he comes to the conclusion that the town wouldn't let them do this gift giving on Christmas anyways.

Also, to prove miltianbunny wrong, he got himself a poorly fitting Santa costume

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C is for captain naps

[imaginenumbers]

*Sakura comes across the man. Even though they've talked before it's only been over the phone so she doesn't know he's the captain...

... But she's still going to try to nudge The Captain awake. After all he could catch a cold out here!*

Heh, time to ruin her opinion of him.

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[Grunts, groans, rolls over and get's snow crunching in his face.

That wakes him up. He sits up spitting snow.]

"☠☠☠☠! What? Where am...? Oh...."

[Sees her.]

"Oh, uh, Ho ho ho... time to get back to work."

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Santa, have you been drinking?

*No, she's not childish enough to think he's really Santa. It just seems appropriate considering his outfit.*

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[The Captain is drunk enough to play along though.]

"Yeah, Santa just needs a little something to warm his blood during this cold night."

[That's now how alcohol works!]

D is for drunken Santa!

[tsuntiger]

S, Santa?!

[She's going to run over with *sparkling* eyes because it's GODDAMN SANTA and she has to be good! And yes, she notices the beer, and realises he isn't actually Santa. That's okay.]

Santa, have you been watching?! I've been the best this Christmas!

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[He lowers the beer. Looks at the kid. ☠☠☠☠, kids went out at night, that's right. He quickly ditches the beer into a snow bank.]

"Hey, yeah you have been! Santa sees that a lot of kids have been good this year so he's out early delivering gifts!"

[Lying to children was easy, right?]

[tsuntiger]

[It's especially easy when they play along.]

What did you get me? Or should I wait until Christmas to open it? I'm working my hardest to make all my friends happy!

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"Uh, here."

[Pulls one box from his bag and hands it to her, very poorly wrapped. She might even have another waiting at home by this point.]

"Wait till you get home to open it.

The happier your friends are the better everyone will be, so Merry Christmas kiddo.:

A

[has_a_name]

...

...

... Mayfield brought you here, too...?

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"Of course not. Not even Mayfield can keep Santa away!"

[has_a_name]

... Oh...

...

... can I have an escape from Mayfield as my Christmas present...?

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"..."

[Well that was a depressing request.]

"Sorry kid, no can do. If I could though I would."

A

[moemoetentacles]

[Guess who's being a huge creeper and stalking you all over town while you're delivering gifts? This squid. She's doing her best to hide behind bushes and things until she's pretty sure he isn't looking, and then darting to the next thing to hide behind. But there's a chance he may notice her.]

Oh god that face

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[He's lugging the bag. Far too drunk and distracted to notice he has a Christmas stalker.]

"☠☠☠☠, why does Santa work in the cold?"

[moemoetentacles]

[dart dart]

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[She'll get to see him leave gifts. Talk to himself saying: "Ho, Ho, Ho!" Also, if she is really lucky, she might catch Santa relieving himself in a snow bank when he thinks no one is looking.]

c!

[redrival]

[W-what is this. Silver can't help but stop and stare briefly at the passed-out man; for a moment he worries that he's dead, but after a moment of looking he can see breathing. After a moment he approaches, nudging the Captain with his foot.]

Get up. You'll get hypothermia.

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[Grunt.]

"Hey, hey!

A guy's trying to sleep here. Don't you think..."

[Wait, The Captain was doing something important. He jumps up, stumbles a bit.]

"☠☠☠☠! I mean, uh, Ho, Ho, Ho!"

[redrival]

[The Captain is met with a flat stare.]

What are you doing?

[heartstar_blues]

"I'm Santa, I'm delivering gifts!"