23rd Hangover - Why does this keep happening?

[heartstar_blues]

[After being murdered horrifically, again, The Captain will spend the morning drinking the dead man’s hangover away. Sometime tonight, he sobers up and gives a call to the town.][[Phone | Unfiltered

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[flameyedhunter]

"Are you sober yet? I'd like to talk to you about a few things."

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, I'm sober enough. What the ☠☠☠☠ do you want kid?

[flameyedhunter]

"I was going to come over to your house and share what I've learned."

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, cause that isn't creepy.

Sure kid, come on over.

[weiss_tank]

What the hell happened to you! [yes he's worried about you Captain]

[heartstar_blues]

Still trying to figure that one out.

I was pretty drunk, and saw this chic walking alone. Offered to walk her home and then I think a giant snake came out of the ground and vomited on me.

☠☠☠☠, maybe she stabbed me too. I was kinda worried about the fact that everything felt like burning.

[weiss_tank]

What the fuck man...that's just messed up!

You ok?! Do you need anythin'?

[heartstar_blues]

Na, I took care of it. I was drunk enough I can barely remember what that felt like.

Thanks though. I'll ☠☠☠☠ that snake up next time. I didn't see it coming this time.

[convallariaceae]

Ahh, yes, isn't it sad when even death is dead? Fear of death keeps us from doing stupid things, but I suppose here we're free to do whatever stupid things we wish?

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, whatever. It hurts but it isn't all that terrible. I mean not like Westport.

[convallariaceae]

Oh, you ended up in that little town? Goodness that seems so so long ago.

What was your name again, dear? You sound a bit familiar...especially the ☠☠☠☠.

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, not long enough for me.

I'm The Captain.

[sting_like_a]

Dying kinda stinks, huh?

[heartstar_blues]

It's not a ☠☠☠☠ vacation but I've been through worse.

[sting_like_a]

I guess so. Being killed was one of the more unpleasant things that's happened to me here, but... probably not the worst thing overall~

Oh, well. At least it's not permanent!

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, what got you?

[Phone]

[heartstar_blues]

I mean I took a little nap and dreamt of flowers.

I ☠☠☠☠ got stabbed in the neck and ☠☠☠☠ died. What do you think I mean?

[Phone]

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, it used to get to me.

You can't be squeamish around this place.