Happy St. Patrick's Day

[heartz329]

My desk phone rings.
"Good afternoon, Physicians Plus Insurance, this is Sara."
"HIII! It's your MUTHHHHHRRRR. *fit of giggles* I am SO fucked up. I'm at the bar, with all the guys from work. ALL the guys. We've been here since -- guess when. Guess when!"
"Noon?"
"YESSSH! I am SO fucked up and now I gotta sober up in twenty mintues to go home to

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[heartz329]

Well, she's earned her stripes this past month. That's for sure.

[ffarff]

If my mother did that to me i would be so disgusted. but then, my mother doesn't try to act like my best friend, so thats nice.

[heartz329]

I think I can very, very safely say that I will never be one of those people who wakes up one day when they're in their 40's and go "Ah, I've become my mother!" It's a rather delightful certainty.

(You're still disgusted though, aren't you??)

[ffarff]

im so disgusted i'm all Dr Phil on your mother in my head right now

[heartz329]

Dr. Phil?? You can play Oprah, but not Dr. Phil. Evil melty face muppet man.

Trust me, I dealt with my mom's immaturity a looooong time ago. It's not going anywhere.

[allgrownup321]

Best thing I have read in like a week!!