The lobby of my apartment building is technically the basement, since the building is built into the side of the a very steep hill. So you have to walk all the way down the hill and under the "first" floor to get inside. There only natural light comes from the double-paned glass doors, then you enter the dark, dank "lobby." I've never minded it ( ( Read more... )

 
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Everyone has things they blog about. Everyone has things they don't blog about. Challenge me out of my comfort zone by telling me something I don't blog about, but you'd like to hear about, and I'll write a post about it.

Any takers?

One of the nurses has to be playing an April Fool's joke on us all. Yes, that must be it.

Why else would she be wearing high-heeled clogs? HIGH-HEELED CLOGS.

No one in their right mind would wear them, with trousers that are three inches too short, and not be able to walk in them.

It must be a joke. Or else I might go insane and render them from her ( Read more... )

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years.
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May all your years be filled with life.

... world's worst birthday card, or so bad it's AMAZING?

Off to Rad & Claire's!!

Took my newly platinumed head to Michelangelo's for a scone this morning, only to be greeted by a line of eight cuddly old men (probably all named Percy, except for their leader whom was definitely an Edwin) ahead of me at the counter ( Read more... )

I'm going back to platinum blonde tonight.

It's about damn time.

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My desk phone rings.
"Good afternoon, Physicians Plus Insurance, this is Sara."
"HIII! It's your MUTHHHHHRRRR. *fit of giggles* I am SO fucked up. I'm at the bar, with all the guys from work. ALL the guys. We've been here since -- guess when. Guess when!"
"Noon?"
"YESSSH! I am SO fucked up and now I gotta sober up in twenty mintues to go home to ( Read more... )

 I. Watched. A. Movie ( Read more... )