I look like a beet. And not the cool Beets like in the Doug cartoon, but a very ugly beet. The kind that is bright red and always in pain. So yeah, I got a sunburn. My sunburn, however, is nothing compared to the redness that was the lobster yesterday. Yes, I had lobster for the first time, and I was not impressed. I thought it tasted kinda slimey ( Read more... )

I love my job at the liquor store, because I'm always getting free stuff. Free margarita glasses. Free Jim Beam BBQ sauce, Not to mention all the alcohol they give me for free. The other day I went to the cash register with a six back of beer, a pint of whiskey, some mt. dew, and a pack of cigarettes. All I paid for was the six pack. It's pretty ( Read more... )

Some of you may not know who this person is, but he is on CSI and I met him yesterday. He came through my line at Liberty Liquors and I had no idea who he was. He asked me if Jose Cuervo was tequila, and I told him yes, and that it was my favorite tequila. Then I warned him away from Tortilla Gold and told him it causes immediate gag reflexes in ( Read more... )

So I got a new checking account last week and I just received my debit card today. My debit card reads "Heather McCarthy." One might think with something as official as a bank that they'd make sure they got my name right. How ridiculous is that? I can't decide if I should wait another week and a half and get a new card or just take my chances with ( Read more... )

Here's a news flash for the folks at home: I'm a control freak. I do my best to not control people, but sometimes I am so frustrated by my lack of control in other people's decisions that it makes me want to punch a wall.

The past few days my uncle took us camping with his girlfriend and her son Joel. Joel brought his super cool friend Curtis and ( Read more... )

Jesus my posts have been so angsty lately. I can't explain it, because I'm honestly having the time of my fucking life. I love it here. I'm finally getting to spend quality time with my sister, why can't I focus on the good things instead of dwelling on the shit that's gone down in the past or may go down in the future ( Read more... )

I am currently offering free online classes entitled "Handling Conflict Like an Adult." I personally think Susquehanna needs to offer some sort of class in this, but they've dropped the gun. So here are a few handy tips until classes can be scheduled ( Read more... )

I'm so witty ( Read more... )

Sure, I use my livejournal to vent about people who piss me off, because I really hate allowing my anger to hurt other people's feelings. Anger is temporary, and so instead of flipping out, I choose to vent. So, I'm going to do it again. And if you think this about you, perhaps it is. But really how egotistical are you to think my livejournal posts ( Read more... )

I find it amusing that I'm so desperate to find new friends, when I'm starting to question how I've chosen my old ones. There are so few people in my life that haven't fucked me over, and my inner cynic says that It'll happen eventually. I don't want to be like this, but when it keeps happening, I feel like there's no other way to be.

My hands ( Read more... )