Due to shortages in men in the Susquehanna University/Selinsgrove area, the following categories of unforgivable lowlifes have been promoted to "potential relationship material" for me:

-Liars
-Cheaters
-Daily pot smokers
-My intellectual inferiors
-Dirty, smelly coffee shop poets
-Barflies
-Possessive types
-Women haters
-Men old enough to be my Dad
-My Dad
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Sobriety just doesn't work for me. I get into too much trouble when I'm not confining myself to James's hookah room ( Read more... )

Cutting things with swords is unbelievably fun. I went to James's house after work and he and Jiles were filling empty 2 liter bottles and milk jugs with water and taking them outside. Then James brings his katana outside. So the three of us took turns throwing water bottles at each other and then slicing them with the sword. I remember saying, "If ( Read more... )

I haven't posted in a long time. Mostly because I've been too busy and also because my life has turned into a series of moments that I'm too intoxicated to remember. Some of the memories are coming back to me slowly however. For instance, I recently recalled caressing my friends in seductive manners after a half bottle of Arbor Mist. And I also ( Read more... )

My birthday weekend was pretty fantastic. i made reservations for ten at Applebees for Saturday, but they were dumb mother fuckers who gave away our reservations to a party of 10 they thought was us. So we ended up having to split up the party into two tables. That really sucked, because I felt like I didn't get much time to hang with Chantal, Liz ( Read more... )

I'm telling everyone that it's my birthday, even though it's not. I've granted myself a 48-72 hour birthday weekend that has been quite spectacular. It started out with a drive to Bloomsburg to pick up James. We came back and picked up Cristina at work and went to Denny's for my birthday dinner #1. Yummy buffalo chicken strips. Then I let Cristina ( Read more... )

I am going to preamble this lj post with these words: I am drunk ( Read more... )

I have officially moved into my new dorm, and it's huge and fabulous. We still need to do some rearranging, but air conditioning, bugless bathrooms, and an all girl suite are things that Brittany and I fucking deserve. Normally an all girl suite would annoy me. And trust me, it does. But knowing that I can go use the toilet and not have to put it ( Read more... )

Would you buy the horse if you could ride it for free? Just an overanalytical thought running through my head at the moment. One that makes me feel quite emo at the moment. So I'm going to attempt to update on the great past few weeks I've had in order to remind myself that even though shit happens, my life is pretty good right now ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in many moons because my computer is broken to the extreme. I've been fighting with fucking HP over the issue for about three weeks now. They refuse to replace the power supply in my laptop without wiping my harddrive. Their policy is to "return the computer to it's original condition" when it is being fixed during the warranty ( Read more... )