I'm sorry I've been neglecting you.  I guess Facebook has met my needs on most things, since I tend to post one liners and movie quotes most of the time.  It feels like I don't have enough going on in my life to fill a journal entry.  But, looking back I see that I have had things going on that I haven't bothered to write out, and I need to write ( Read more... )

I got like, the best, cheapest piece of exercise equipment today.  It's a jump rope!  For big kids!    Now I just gotta teach my dogs to double dutch.

I was eating dinner in a big fancy dining room in some mansion.  For some reason I wasn't wearing any pants, and I kept pulling my shirt down to cover myself up.  I started talking to a woman next to me about how I hadn't shaved in a while so I had a huge bush and didn't want anyone to see it.  Johnny Depp, who was sitting on the other side of me, ( Read more... )

I went into the bathroom, peed and then looked into the mirror as I washed up.  My eyes were filled with blood!  Both were bright red, and one was leaking down the side of my face.  I freaked out and screamed for my mom.  (I lived with her for some reason)  I checked the mirror again and one eye was clear, but the other one was still completely ( Read more... )

I need to sit down and figure out what I'm gonna be when I grow up. If I grow up.

I love it when packages come in the mail. It's like Christmas, only better. And it's the only way to shop out here in Brigham City.

I just counted them up, and if I take all the medicines prescribed to me right now, I'm on 15 pills and 4 injections a day. I've been skipping some of them. I'm certainly not taking the narcotic pain relievers 'round the clock. I'm thinking of chucking all of them and trying to laugh more. That's the best medicine, isn't it?

AArrgghh!! Although I have gone to the dentist several times in the past few months, and I am not scheduled for any more fillings, I am afflicted with an infected tooth. It's one that was worked on last month. Why me??????

I was at a party in Park City. It was at Sundance. I lost track of Pookiee, and he was highly emotionally charged at the time. As I was looking for him, I kept going in and out of this big double doorway. I nearly knocked a man over by bumping into him. I apologized, he was very gracious. Somehow I ended up bumping into him from behind, at ( Read more... )

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun ( Read more... )