You know what~?

It's my birthday, so that means you get to shower me with presents~ ♥

Aren't you lucky~?

[LOCATING USER]

[PROCESSING...]

[USER ONLINE]

...So I'm back.

Sh...shit...

[ERROR]

[ERROR]

[USER UNAVAILABLE]

...Dammit.

I suppose worrying about it is useless, though.

Icchi-chan, it's not too late to give you a birthday present right~? ♥

Trust me, you're gonna love it.

I keep losing this stupid thing. Ehhhhhhhh.

Maybe I should tidy up a little...

But I keep it in my gi... How did it even get out...?

Ichigo's a jerk.

I'm boooored. Someone talk to me~ ♥

Boooorrreeddddd.

Hey, Ichigo. You know what I just remembered~? You owe me a drink sometime. ♥

Of course you're included in this, Renji.

I finally found this thing. Somehow, it ended up under the couch. Ahaha~

Sorry I couldn't make it to the party last week, Allen. Wasn't feeling my best. You'll just have to wait for next time, right? ♥

So I'm all moved into my new place now.

Allen, you're having a party? I'm invited, right? ♥