NIPLIPS AHHH

[heaveno]

Let me just say that I'm sore because this is the second weekend in a row that I helped someone move and fucking stairs were involved this time around. And now someone else I know is moving NEXT weekend and, boy, aren't I such a good pal because I'm helping them move, too, but I swear to you that if I see stairs, call me the breeze BECAUSE I'LL

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[mordecai]

...

[heaveno]

... I was spreading awareness.

[trempnvt]

Wow!

[heaveno]

sfdfg you're telling me ahh!!

[givemehistory]

YOU WIN

[heaveno]

THANKS FOR CARING

[givemehistory]

and you know the terrible thing is, that shit probably IS just lip gloss in both chemical composition and effect, but with a label that says something else :(

[heaveno]

That reminds me of the time me and my brothers fed these jerky dog treats to my dad by telling him it was beef jerky and he must've been on his sixth or seventh one when we showed him the bag they were coming from. fdfs it had this over-excited beagle on the cover, and it was too hilarious because, in true dad fashion, he just kept eating it.

agh i can't stop talking

[givemehistory]

more power to the burt's bees monopoly

[heaveno]

Something's to be said of this experience: it inspired me to go out and buy some new lip balm.