ATTN: KAKIA

[heaveno]

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I WILL BREAK EVERY SINGLE BILLY JOEL CD, RECORD, TAPE, AND MP3 IN NEW JERSEY. SO YOU BETTER ENJOY YOURSELF OR THERE'LL BE NO MORE PIANO MAN FOR YOU. NO MORE!

Comments

[mordecai]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. NEW JERSEY WILL THANK YOU. I THINK. I LOVE YOU RACHEL. GOOD NIGHT.

[heaveno]

SOME MIGHT THANK ME, BUT I'LL PROBABLY BE CRUCIFIED BEFORE GETTING VERY FAR. AND I'M NOT ASKING FOR A NEW TESTAMENT OR A JERRY FALWELL, BUT SOMEONE BETTER MAKE A WHAT WOULD RACHEL DO? BRACELET AFTER I'M DEAD.

[sidecar]

*FALLS OFF CHAIR*

Kakia, do what she says...have a good birthday! *fears for NJ*

[heaveno]

Oh, she better have a good one... She better...

[trempnvt]

THAT WOULD BE SO MEAN OF YOU! >:((

Also, thank you! :))

[heaveno]

It's the lady of the hour! How was your birthday, dearie?

[trempnvt]

It was sort of normal! Except a lot of people said "Happy birthday" to me, which doesn't happen every day. But it didn't suck, so that was good!

[heaveno]

I'm sure Billy Joel thanks you!