Welcome ladies and gents to yet another entry in the wonderfully LJ that will never be read!

God dammit, I knew I forgot to do something. Note to self, pay the band. I'd do a drum roll and stuff but percussion was never my thing. I suppose I could attempt to imitate it with a trombone or something but already I've lost most of the readers from ( Read more... )

Okay so it's 5 am which means LJ time!

Now I admit I should be sleeping because I have to be up bright and early to visit my grandmother at Grace Hospital ... they have coffee right?

But first allow me to leave you all with this wonderful list of facts about the enigmatic Walker Texas Ranger (Chuck Norris) courtesy of an elementary friend of ( Read more... )

Woo yet another entry no one will read, what to say after such a deep and thoughtful title was slapped up on top eh. Ponder. Muse. Contemplate. And whatever other eloquent ways can be used to kill time so I make it seem like I have something truly important to say. I mean it's 1:30 am, it has to be ground breaking if I'm posting on LJ right now. ( Read more... )

Alas people of LiveJournal land I regret to leave you with such a crappy message. Well yet another I mean because has any one of my posts been marvellously stupendous? I thought not ( Read more... )

Whoa boy it's past 4 am why the hell can't I sleep? I mean I had one medium double double today, just one that isn't enough to keep me wired right? Hrm how is it I can pull an all nighter now with no school and an obscene amount of hours scheduled in at work yet I pass out on school nights. A conundrum indeed ( Read more... )

So I'm heading back to Robart's after visiting my Aunt at the Younge-Bloor Bay when lo and behold I meet Sarah! Well it's more like she was glancing around confused and I took that delightful opportunity to reach over and poke her in the side. Ah the nostalgia ( Read more... )

Now if any of you are aware, I am a student working at the Toronto Parking Authority (TPA) lot beneath Nathan Phillips Square. If you didn't, well congratulations now you know. The above title has no real relvance to this entry but I felt I should exlpain why the hell I would be saying that line. My particular garage is refered to as carpark 36 ( Read more... )

Well folks thank you for tuning into another edition of Dave's Senseless Ramblings. We don't have guests, we don't have a live band, and we sure as hell don't have prizes. Although, we don't have commercials, is that good ( Read more... )

Wee time to rant I mean ... screw you Dell. If anyone remembers those really annoying Dell commercials with the acne-prone American college kid who raves on and on about how great a Dell is? Well I want to take a rusty hacksaw to his limbs then castrate him with his own teeth. Why am I being so grotesquely violent you ask? Well I'll tell you (and ( Read more... )

No, Duran Duran is not going to come bounding out and start playing ... I mean I don't even know who they are ( Read more... )