He slapped his buddy's ass with a resounding clap as he assumed position at the urinal beside him ( Read more... )

Monkey wins ( Read more... )

Umbrella 2, Monkey 0

The umbrella won.

I am formally reinstated in the Anthropology Ph.D. program at Stanford.
I could just about cry.

Edit: I have awesome friends.

Jim asked if I were kidding. I wasn't.

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The V-Bot joined our family shortly after Christmas. He has an MP3 dock so that he can dance around while playing your horrible 80s music. I pretend he looks like a modified Mini Cooper so as to avoid the shame of owning an SUV.

Also wik, as my brother knows, I take a special delight in knockoff Transformers ( Read more... )

Hello all. Welcome to my journal ( Read more... )