PUBLIC--GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[heavy_doseage]

MY UNDERWEAR IS MISSING! ALL OF IT! EVERY SINGLE PAIR IS GODDAMN MISSING?! ONE OF YOU PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS' LIST IS A SPY!!! YOU WORK FOR THEM, DON'T YOU?! YOU KNOW MY HOURS AT WORK! YOU WANT TO PUNISH ME!!! WHY?! WHAT DID I EVER DO?! OH JESUS ISN'T IT ENOUGH?! WHY DO YOU NEED TO TAKE MY SOUL? MY SOUL!!!

Comments

[sp_hippie_queen]

Ummm...have you perhaps tried checking under your bed, in your closet, or in your laundry basket? Maybe your mom put them somewhere else and forgot to tell you.

I highly doubt any of us are spies, Tweek. Most high school kids are too broke to afford state-of-the-art surveillance equipment.

[heavy_doseage]

THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK! I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU! IT HAD TO BE! I KNOW IT!