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IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! I KNEW IT!  I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!  I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!  OH JESUS CHRIST!  OH GOD!  WE'RE GOING TO DIE!  DICK CHENEY IS GOING TO SHOOT US IN THE CHEST AND IT'LL EXPLODE AND THEN OUR FACES WILL BE MUTILATED SO THEY WONT BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY OUR CORPSES! OH GOD! I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME! I'M STAYING AT WORK TONIGHT!  GAH ( Read more... )

GAH!

I mean. Ack. Hi.

I saw something.  And thought of everyone.  GAH! Oh Jesus, I might screw up the HTML.  Uh. HERE?

The Gnomes are back.  3:30.  Precise.  Oh Jesus. I thought they were gone for good on vacation.

NEED COFFEE.

Everything's so fucked up ( Read more... )

Another head hangs lowly ( Read more... )

One by one, the gnomes steal my underpants.

Am I going crazy?
Am I going insane and dazed?
Am I too lost to face this?
And what will it cost to escape?
Nothing is right.
I am so scared.

they're back...

I think Cartman and Wendy are teaming forces with the Underpants Gnomes to steal my underpants and make profit and Oh JESUS~! LEAVE ME ALONE!

I'm dejected knowing as I sit here at my computer that I was the flavor of the week, the year, the month and I unfortunately passed that gift--that privilege--to the one I want the most. I fear what’s going to happen as I sit, always by myself, writing about the demons beneath my bed and listening to the corruptive stream of music, the trill of a ( Read more... )

1) Full Name: GAH! I can’t tell you that! What if they come after me? Oh JESUS! GYAHHHH!!!!!!!!11 ( Read more... )