So gah! I went to IHOP with Clyde and we ran into Pip and sat with him then went to Clyde's for a sleepover because there aren't gnomes there and his pool's fixed and he has chairs that are completely against my existance because they were recruited by the skekses and apparently found Clyde's house and then we played truth or dare and I was dared ( Read more... )

MY UNDERWEAR IS MISSING! ALL OF IT! EVERY SINGLE PAIR IS GODDAMN MISSING?! ONE OF YOU PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS' LIST IS A SPY!!! YOU WORK FOR THEM, DON'T YOU?! YOU KNOW MY HOURS AT WORK! YOU WANT TO PUNISH ME!!! WHY?! WHAT DID I EVER DO?! OH JESUS ISN'T IT ENOUGH?! WHY DO YOU NEED TO TAKE MY SOUL? MY SOUL!!!

I talked with Clyde yesterday. We went into Denver. He got a job. At Harbucks, I mean. I'm training him.

The Underpants Gnomes came early today. They're watching. It's freaky.

I'm going to go to my special place.

NO! NO! NO!
THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE! OH DEAR LORD! JESUS CHRIST!
NO COFFEE! NO COFFEE! BAD LOAD OF COFFEE AND ONLY TEA!

GAH! SHOOT ME!

He's got fasting black lungs ( Read more... )

Can't sleep. Too bright.

I need new curtains but they're too hot. My room, I mean. It makes my room too hot.

I have work soon. Gyah. More hot but air conditioning and coffee. Iced coffee. Fraps.

Feel free to visit.

OK. I got this thing started. Ok. It's not too much. Happy place. That's what my doctor said. Think happy thoughts. GAH! Didn't I stop going a few years ago?! I don't remember ( Read more... )