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Ooooh! Monkey and Jonny Vagus of ITV Digital fame have reunited to advertise PG Tips! Look at me, Monkey!!

( What I Bought On Ebay )

My friend Stu, who drums in a SF pipe band features in this coke advert!!! You can spot him in the 43rd second - how cool!

All together now:
One skin
Two skin
Three skin
Four.....
( The rainbow gang pluck with their twangers! )

This video, although poor quality, is absolutely awesome! It's sooooo clever:

It was dad's birthday on Saturday, so I accompanied him to watch a football match: Darlington vs. Barnet (a clash of League 2 giants - think 3 divisions below premiership!). He is a Barnet supporter - hence the choice of match. We spent a good couple of hours chanting "Bee Army" (they play in black and orange) and singing the following ditty ( Read more... )

About an hour ago, I discovered a strange insect in the kitchen. She's like a skinny black wasp with orange legs and a spiked tail. "Aha" I said to myself - most likely a species of parasitic wasp ( Read more... )

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I replied to the following in a journal, part of a larger argument that "unfit" people should be sterilised:

"those with genetic disorders should not breed. We are weakening the gene pool at every turn, especially when it has been statistically proven that those with the lowest common denominator genetically (the poorest, the most uneducated, the ( Read more... )