I wrote a new song. pls some1 record this for me!:

Bigga lee lop
Bigga lee lop
I want 2 touch ur boobs right thru ur top
oh
Bigga lee lop
Bigga lee lop
your boobs [repeat 4x]

1. Ho-be-go-be?

2. Butt fuck vs. Up Chuck? WTF!

3. Dandelion vs. Tandle Dragoona

THINK ABOUT THESE!

O.k. folks here's the deal.

I hate it when people say that things were going willy nilly. It was all running aorund willy nilly over there. I can't have you running willy nilly all over the place. etc.

So here is my suggestion: since Doctah Pussay coined the word pingal to mean a small dick, I think we should start saying
hingal pingal
as in "My ( Read more... )

DOES ANY1 KNOW ANY HOT STORYS? I WANT TO HEAR THEM B/C I RAN OUT OF STROKE MATERIAL. HERE IS ONE THAT I LIKE:

I USED TO KNOW A GIRL WHO WOULD PUT OUT WITH HER PUSSY!

I NEED MORE SEND THEM NOW!!!

iI have looked at cam whore compmunities on lj.

WOULD YOU LOOK IF I PUT UP MONEY SHOTS OF MY ASS AND BALLS?

YES OR NO. IF NOT WHY NOT?
I might do it... if you want me to! ;)

You can now buy DoctAH PUSSAY books on line! I just found it, DP. Good job!

The address for it is http://www.cafepress.com/DoctahPussay,DPMWOM

I am buying both of them!

a girl just looks at me and says out of nowhere This:

you are a nothing and you have a penisy vagina u faggit."

so i basically don't want to talk to you any more, larry.

i wrote some rap lyrics last night. If you want them, you can steal them.

FROM THE F TO THE U TO THE C TO THE K
I'M GOING DOWN SOUTH AND I'M STAYING THAT WAY!
FROM THE F TO THE U TO THE C TO THE K
I'M GOING DOWN SOUTH AND I'M STAYING THAT WAY!

I met some girl last night. Her named was Brigit. She says call her Birdy because she hates that name, but I hate birdy more. Sounds like Bert from Sesame Street. Bad juju. But she kissed me and I kissed her back. Then she put her fingers in my hair and said some things. I will see her again. I have her phone #. She calls me Bimble Boy b/c of my

sumbarin 707r - load of crap. dont watch.

ex-driver the movie - can you say shit on a shingle? thats what this is but with a car not a shingal.

gad guard - what a shit. thare is nothing in this one xcept jazz msic and shitty shits. do not recomind,