1) As a residual of adventures past, I remain subscribed to various goth-related e-groups from cities and countries I've visited. I see that tonight a goth-oriented nightspot in Denver is having a "pillow fight" theme. "Bring your pillow and get ready to rumble!". The hedonistic overtone of the club's flyer also implies scanty sleepwear is the ( Read more... )

1) On the radio this morning was a news blurb regarding a nefarious individual who chose to rob a convenience store while brandishing a replica Klingon sword. The law enforcement officer being interviewed stated "we don't know at this time if the Klingon sword is metal or not". The policeman went on to add "brak m'gaokk dbrak lshouuk!".

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"The housing market is in crisis. I need all of you renters who are living responsibly within your means, to pay the mortgages of the guys down the street who bought homes they knew they could never afford. That way they can keep their huge house, and you'll still be sitting in your apartment....just with less money. Seems fair, no ( Read more... )

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

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I watched the game at Piramida tonight; at the risk of sounding condescending (which I don't intend) the Yugos are coming around in regards to football. Two Super Bowls ago none of them had even watched a game ever and tonight I could hear "offensive holding" and "first down" interspersed into Serbian ( Read more... )

Hell's Kitchen starts tonight. It is the type of program so devoid of intellect that you actually can feel yourself becoming more ignorant as you view the telecast. None the less, for a weeknight after work, it is the most amazing, entertaining, and in the end, utterly hilarious thing ever.

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1) What Kat Von D will look like in about 40 years = A newspaper's comic section after it is run through a washing machine.

2) So yesterday our company lawyer was here and we were talking and he told me about a website in Wisconsin that lets you look up court records. Now remember Ex #5; the one who I made such self-absorbed, pity-party drama ( Read more... )

It will be an act of mercy if I somehow make it through today without vomiting about the Inauguration. This has less to do with Mr. Hopenchange himself; he was elected and deserves an Inauguration just like any other President. But rather, the nauseating way it's being covered with no semblance to reality.

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1) I'm so hungry that I'm scraping off the baked-on cheese sauce crust from the cardboard of this weight watchers mac & cheese and cramming it down my yap. I am a truly disgusting human being. There's really no use in denying it.

2) In reference to the above I decided that 2009 is the year that I would be less of a fat-ass and also get my arms ( Read more... )

1) After four years without a sickday I missed half of last week with the worst flu I've ever had. I'm sure it looked really good not being in the office right after I just took a week of vacation.

2) LJ is circling the drain ( Read more... )